My Pet Gloat
A Yankee Doodle went to lunch
Dressaging on his pony,
Stuck a mitten in his cap
They called it … abalone.
Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle Randy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the gloves be handy.
Fath’r and I went down to camp,
Along with Captain Gooding,
And there we saw the gophers eat 🙂
A trough of tax cut pudding.
